So you’ve spilled wine on the carpet. Again. And you need to remove the stain. Again. Here our step-by-step guide to get your carpet good as new.
1. Cry. Now they say don’t cry over spilt milk, but this was a 2016 Wolfblass Cab-Sav. Irreplaceable.
2. Pour yourself another. My mum said it’s never healthy work on an empty stomach.
3. Stare at the stain. Really look at it. Is it big enough to worry about?
4. Damn it!
5. Decided this is too much to handle on your own, pour yourself another glass.
6. Call Steamy’s Cleaning & Restoration Services.
7. Let the friendly professionals at Steamy’s take care of it all for you.
8. Sit back and continue watching two-time People Magazine sexiest man of the year George Clooney strut his stuff in Ocean’s Whatever.